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[dreamingcellardoor]

This was inspired by interactions in the panfandom RP soul_campaign! Well, sort of. This is more like what I think would happen if we ever had someone app in Akashi Kaoru to the game.

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Character(s)/Pairing(s): Akashi Kaoru (Zettai Karen Children), Aqua (Kingdom Hearts) and Takasugi Shinsuke (Gintama) / TakasugixAqua.
Summary: Aqua has never dealt with a girl like Kaoru.


The only warning Aqua got before someone tackled her from behind and wrapped their arms around her was a loud, girlish voice calling out, "Aqua-san!!" Kaoru pressed the side of her face against Aqua's back with a wide grin on her face as she took the oppurtunity to grope Aqua's chest. "Your breasts...I mean you are as lovely as usual today. Hehe."

"...hello to you too, Kaoru."

It's been a few weeks since BREW brought Akashi Kaoru to Death City and Aqua still wasn't really sure what to do about this. It was more than a little embarrassing, but Kaoru was still young and she was a nice girl. Aqua was sure she didn't mean any harm. Besides, all attempts at berating her before just ended with Kaoru laughing and saying something even more embarrassing like, "I can't help it Aqua-san! You just looked so sexy standing there that my body moved on it's own~" or "Are you blushing? That's so cute!" followed by more groping.

If Aqua ever found out who the person who raised her was she was going to give him a piece of her mind. (And in another universe Minamoto sneezed.)

Before she could make up her mind whether to bother berating Kaoru, another voice spoke up.

"Would you quit that? You're making her uncomfortable."

Kaoru let go, just enough to lean over and peek around Aqua to give an irate Takasugi a petulant look. She tightened the arms she had around Aqua's middle just because she could. It almost looked like a jealous younger sister glaring at her older sister's boyfriend. Except her words didn't really match.

"Just because you're her boyfriend doesn't mean you get exclusive rights to her tits."

Her statement was followed by silence before Aqua and Takasugi both sputter at the same time, each trying to talk over another while blushing bright red.

Kaoru looked from Takasugi to Aqua then back again eyes wide, "You mean you've never touched them?" She looked back up at Aqua like she couldn't believe what she was hearing, "He's never touched them?"

"Kaoru!" Because Aqua couldn't believe what she was hearing though for entirely different reasons, "That's not...that's inappropriate!"

There were a number of ways Kaoru would have reacted to this depending on what age she was. If she was still ten, she'd probably cackle and tell Takasugi that even if he was her boyfriend that doesn't mean no one else will make a move on her. "And if you don't do something soon, I might." A little older than that and she would have mentioned her disappointment because weren't adult romances supposed to be steamier than this? What were they, preschoolers who were still shy about holding hands?

At her current age though, Kaoru just got a bright glow to her face, cheeks flushed as she buried her face in Aqua's back and squealed, "So cute!" Then she let go and waggled her finger at Takasugi reminding him that even though it's good that he's taking things slow a woman likes a man who is honest about his intentions and that holding everything in will just cause unecessary stress.

Because Kaoru is, at heart, a perverted old man as well as a maiden and no amount of growing will ever change that.